Happy new year everyone! If you dont like that, then happy Holidays. If you dont like that, then happy Shut the fuck up! K well see you in 2010.

im just guna stop makin these cuz of all the stuf thats happening in my life. Im just too busy. If you want me to keep on doing these, just leave a comment saying that you do want me to, or just a comment by itself. Thanks.

"This just in, the reports of the H1N1 cure have been reported to have rash side effects, such as the skin turning bright green, the repeating moaning and groaning, and the diet and desire for..." "BANG, BANG, BANG!!!" "No, there trying to get through the door!" "BAAAAAANG!!! "Uuuuuhhhhh..." "Uuuuhhhhhh..." "NO!!" "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" "NO!!" NOOOOOAAAaaaaaa, eeeHhh!!!!" "BLOOO!!" "Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhh..."Uuuuuuuhhhhh..." "Bleeeewwwww" (TV turns off)

to be continued...

I opened my eyes and saw Kritter dragging me to the X51-Pheonix helicopter. "Don't worry!" She said as her voice faded away from my ears. Trevor was to my right shooting back at whoever was there. My eyes started to fade into darkness, and I could hear Satan's laughter in my ears. Kritter plopped me into the copter and the medics laid me onto the bed. The medic held up a defibulator and yelled "CLEAR!!" He shocked me with defibulator and the darkness lifted from my eyes. The laughter of the devil also cleared my ears. "Are you o.k Chris!?" yelled Kritter over the roaring helicopter engine. "Please tell me your o.k!!!" She screamed. "I... I'm... o.k..." I mumbled. "Trevor, Alec, come on!" Kritter yelled. "Get on the chopper!" I saw the two of them hop on. The engine got louder and the copter lifted of the ground. The three of them all focused on me. "He's still alive." The medic said with relief. "Wha... What... What happened..." I mumbled. "You totally lost it..." Kritter replied. "You started attacking us and you couldn't even remember your own name!" "Ah, hell..." I said in grief. "Sorry, I guess..." "I didn't even had control of my body..." "I couldn't move..." "I..." "No, you don't need to tell us..." Kritter interupted. "We know what happened." "Really?" I replied. "What then?" "The chip in your brain was made so you would work for the rebels." She said. "I'm just glad you survived..." "What?" I said back. "Couldn't live without me?" "I didn't want to look after the squad myself..." She replied. Kritter wrapped her arms around me for a minute, and then let go. "welcome back..." She said.

The doors to the facility blew open, and my squad rushed in. I pointed my rifle at the scientists. "Stand down." One of the scientists said. "You don't want to die, do you?" Kritter started to laugh. "Us, die?" She said still pointing her gun. "You're the ones at the end of our guns!" "I wouldn't be so shore if I were you..." The scientist replied. He held up a remote with a big, joyful red button. "What are you going to do, zap us?" said Trevor in an ironic manor. "THIS!!!" The man shouted. He pressed the button and all of the sudden, the lights went out. A short second after, they came back on. My squad looked around in question."O...k...." I said. "Well, if you want to live you'll come with us and..." The test tubes around us started to shake, and so did my body. "What the he..." my mouth closed shut. My gun pointed at Kritter. I tried to point it away, but my arm wouldn't respond. "Chris, what are you... doing? Kritter said in confusion. I soon got back control of my mouth. "This isn't me!!" I yelled in fright. "I can't move!!" Then my mouth slammed shut and it spoke the words. "This is A.I #946589264 serial code #66628666, standing by for orders..." The test tubes around my squad started opening, and what came out was a massacred body of bones and organs. The bodies started mumbling, "We are soldiers of the navy resistance, and we are standing by.". All of the sudden, Kritter started to fire at the... zombi.... they starte...

WARNING---COM SYSTEM FAILURE
ERROR CODE #74836275689423076
THE COM WAS EITHER KAI, OR
DISCONECTED---END COM

I open my eyes in pain to see a spotlight in my face. I looked around the area to find it was a mutation facility. Mutilated and torn up bodies floated in the test tubes around the room. I looked at my body to see I was stripped of my armor and put in a white robe. I reached my hand up to block the spotlights rays, but nothing blocked me. That's when I noticed I didn't have any limbs. Just a torso and a head and just a little bit of my limbs remained. I felt the table I was on move forward. I moved into a tunnel with gadgets all over the walls. An arm came out of the wall and placed two robotic legs where my real ones where, and it drilled them to the holes on my torso. Another arm did the same with my arms. Pain was shooting down my entire body as if getting an unguarded shock treatment. Then another arm placed a chest piece on my chest and a helmet on me. They drilled in the chest plate, and then they had to drill the head piece... The drill reached for my forehead and began to drill. A flash of white came over me and I fainted. Next thing I knew, I was in a tube rotating around a lazer. The lazer was about to hit me, but then I heard shooting in the halls behind the lazer and all of the sudden, the lazer shut down. The two men and the women pointed their guns at me, but then the woman shouted "Wait, hold your fire..." "Check his brain signals." Then I noticed it was Kritter! I told her she needed to look after the squad if I was KIA or absent from duty. Trevor was the one who scanned me. "Guys!!" I shouted. "Its me!!" I knew they herd me and Trevor showed Kritter the brain signatures. They both nodded began to break the glass of the tube. The glass shattered and Kritter began chattering into the COM, " Recon 1, this is Zeta 2, requesting Medical evacuation, and..." "No..." I interrupted. " I can fight my way out off this..."

I reloaded my gun and began to fire again, this time killing two other enemies. Trevor started screaming in the other room behind us. He was yelling something about nukes and A bombs. "Where the fuck are they!?" He shouted at the top of his lungs. He began to shoot his magnum. "I don't know!!" The voice said back in fear. "I don't fucking know!!" I kept on shooting my carbine at the hostiles, but I also wanted to hear what was going on in the room with Trevor and Alec. Kritter was right beside me wondering the same thing. The mystery voice started jumbling some random locations near where we where now. All of the sudden, Trevor shot his magnum and the man was silenced. Trevor and Alec exploded out of the room screaming, "WE HAVE TO GO NOW!!!" The enemies started retreating as well. "COME ON CHRIS!!!" He shouted to me. " WE HAVE TO GO!!" "THERE'S A NUKE HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US!!!" Right when I heard the word, "nuke" my heart just stopped. My legs jolted up from squinting position, and so did Kritter. "Holy shit!!" I said out of breath. "What are you talking about!?" "Nuke touchdown in ten minutes!!" He replied. "Move NOW!!" I started sprinting to the exit of the hospital, just as everyone else. My heart was beating like a helicopter engine. Soon we got to an elevator and we could not take the stairs because the enemy squad blocked us in. "There's no time for this!!" I yelled. I started to shoot at the window, busting it open. "Lets go!!" I shouted. Everyone jumped out the window and finally it was my turn. I jumped out the window, cutting my leg open with some glass, then I hit the ground with a bone rattling THUD...

"Don't worry!" I said to him. "Where going to get you out off here!" I picked Alec up and hoisted him upon my shoulders. "Recon 1, this is Zeta 1. Requesting evacuation!" I shouted through my COM mic. "Evacuation accepted, Zeta 1. Stand by..." The pilot replied. My saw was low on ammo and I could only last very little rounds. I put Alec down and injected a way point into the dirt for the copter. I looked to my right to find my squad missing. I yelled though my COM. "Trevor, Kritter, where the hell are you!?" " Pinned down in the abandon hospital, sir!" Kritter replied. "Why the hell are you there!?" I screamed." Because Trevor said someone was here." She said calmly. "Fine!" I said "We'll regroup there!" I looked down the torn up, abandon street. The hospital was right up the street. The sound of guns shooting punctured the air around it. The enemy probably knew they where there already. I took out a med pack from my Back pack and injected the medicine into Alec's leg were the wound was. He got up on his feet and and loaded his gun. "Did Trevor do something stupid again?" He said in an ironic manor. "Sadly, yes..." I said, ripping out the way point from the ground. "Lets move..." I said to him.

Here is the next... since nobody bothered to comment on the first, I'll make a different one.

The Lone Marine

14/11/1942/Classified location/ Zeta squad log of: Staff Sgt.Christopher/

I moved through the snow covered mine field, shaking with nervousness.The cold, Winter air helped soothe the nervousness, but not my wounds. I looked around the abandon city buildings and streets to see if anyone was watching us. One of the squad members already slipped on the ice and died from a mine explosion. I didn't want to be next. How the Germans planted these mines around deserted streets and abandoned cars was stunning. They were everywhere! It was so hard to keep my weight centered in the middle of my body when I was shivering with frozen numbness. But eventually, I got pass. As soon as the rest of us got pass the mine field, we had to deal with German snipers in the buildings. So we took our positions, and loaded our weapons. My silenced M1 garand was pointing directly at the sniper's head. It was like hunting an animal. If you screw up, they will take offensive action. But at least a deer didn't have a sniper rifle. I pulled the trigger with the one beat of my heart and sure enough, it killed him. The silencer was no use, because another sniper saw him die. I had to act fast. But I didn't have to do anything. Because my squad member, Sgt.Trevor, took him out right when the sniper noticed the other sniper die. I looked around to see if any more where left, and there where no more snipers. I lit a green signal flair to show I was ok, and so did Trevor.

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I loaded my double barrel shotgun and looked over at the massacred, but still living creature. I aimed, and fired. It shot, but did nothing... How did this even start? This one "zombie" comes out of nowhere and starts infecting people, and now i thought it was my turn. I reloaded, and fired once more with an even bigger bang. This time, it effected. The rotting corps dropped dead as it was supposed to be in the first place. At the moment it hit the ground, I heard a scream from Amber. I went over to her side of the room to find her hanging half way out the window with tons of decade arms grabbing at her shoulders...

to be continued...